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Zee Baker extendz hiz baguette before him defensively! Zee tip of zee baguette pointz at zee villain az they circle each other in zee clearing.\n\nZee Monsieur dancez forward and whipz his rapier againzt zee baguette, slicing it to zee freshly baked hilt. Zee Monsieur preparez for another strike!\n\n<<if $Villain eq 0>>[[The villain has been mortally wounded!|Baker Wins the Duel]]<<else>><<if $Baker eq 0>><<display "Baker Death">><<else>><<display "Baker Defend Stage">><<endif>><<endif>>
Zee Monsieur preparez to strike!\n\n[[Zee Muskateer evadez zee rapier wit hiz fancy footwork!!|Musketeer Parry 3]]\n[[Zee Muskateer parriez zee blow, and counterattackz!|Musketeer Counter 3]]
\n"You, Monsieur, shall die in zee wurst fate imageenable!"\n\n"I shall stuff you like a pork sausage and feed you to zee dogz!"\n\nham\nroast\ncured\nsmoked, spicy, with a hit of chevril
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Zee Spaniard parriez zee blows wit hiz rustee rapier!\n\nNon, non. Zee Spaniard only attemptz to parree zee blowz, but he iz slow. Hiz armor preventz eem from raising hiz arm high enough to block zee lethal downward slash of zee rapier to hiz shoulder, stabbing eem in zee creviz of two piecez of armor.\n\n"Dios!" zee Spaniard shoutz. Even zee Frenchmen of zee crowd could understand dis wordz.<<set $Spaniard = $Spaniard - 1>>\n\n<<if $Villain eq 0>>[[The villain has been mortally wounded!|Spaniard Wins the Duel]]<<else>><<if $Spaniard eq 0>><<display "Spaniard Death">><<else>><<display "Spaniard Attack Stage">><<endif>><<endif>>
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Zee Charcutier attackz zee inzulting Monsieur wit hiz rapier! He lungez forward, aiming for zee Monsieur'z chest, moving faster dan could be believed by dis large-belleed chef.\n\nZee Monsieur barely parriez zee blow! Zee Charcutier missez hiz mark and zee villain usez zee oppoortunitee to slice zee sausagemakair'z arm! Oui! Zee Charcutier has been wounded!<<set $Charcutier = $Charcutier - 1>>\n\nZee oppoonentz separate to either side of zee clearing. "Dis iz not ovair yet, Monsieur!"\n\n<<if $Villain eq 0>>[[The villain has been mortally wounded!|Charcutier Wins the Duel]]<<else>><<if $Charcutier eq 0>><<display "Charcutier Death">><<else>><<display "Charcutier Neutral Stage">><<endif>><<endif>>
Zee Physician beginz to circle zee Monsieur within zee clearning, their swordz pointing in each other'z directionz. "A doctor? What plaze do you 'av at dis duel?" zee Monsieur questionz eem.\n\n"A rapier can be as precize as a scalpel in zee right handz!"\n\nZee Monsieur laughz. "After zee surgeree on zee Madame de Medici, dose handz are not yourz!"\n\nZee Physician flarez hiz nostrilz in anger. He holdz zee rapier with uncharacteristic steadinezz and preparez to avenge dis inzult!\n\n[[Zee Physician whipz hiz rapier in an attack on zee Monsieur!|Physician Attack 1]]\n[[Zee Physician usez a secret weapoon from hiz pocket! (Eet iz gross!)|Physician Feint 1]]
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Wide flt red hat like a seat cushion, with a big white feather than gets in his face. When he dies, he places his hat to his heart and pray to France and God for forgiveness.\n\nBlue cloak with the insigniaz of France\nThick high boots\nA fancy rapier of his own\nLittle french mustache.\n\n\n"Be ready to die, no?"\n\nZee Muskateer tossez his musket aside and unsheathez hiz rapier. He flipz his blue embroadered cloak over hiz shouldair. "I am ready to grant you zee privilege of fighting against one of hiz Majesty'z musketeers."\n\n"All for one..." zee Musketeer gaspz az he diez on zee ground before zee villainous monsieur.\n\nguard, musket, prestige, privilege, officer\n\nFights well with good footwork, but his ego gets ahead of himself and he leaves himself open to be wounded.
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Zee Bastard attackz zee Monsieur violently! He lungez forward wit a roar to spear zee villain like a pig.\n\nZee Monsieur sidestepz zee Bastard'z attack. Zee Bastard stumblez wit hiz momentum and fallz upon hiz own sword! Zee ground iz stained wit zee Bastard'z blood! <<set $Bastard = $Bastard - 1>>\n\nZee Bastard risez unsteadily to hiz feet, hiz rapier and whizkey still in hiz handz.\n\n<<if $Villain eq 0>>[[The villain has been mortally wounded!|Bastard Wins the Duel]]<<else>><<if $Bastard eq 0>><<display "Bastard Death">><<else>><<display "Bastard Neutral Stage">><<endif>><<endif>>
Zee Monsieur preparez for another strike!\n\n[[Zee Jesuit parries and prayz to zee Holy Trinity for strength!|Jesuit Parry 3]]\n[[Zee Jesuit parries zee blows and lookz for a moment to attack!|Jesuit Counter 3]]
Zee Courtesan lungez at zee Monsieur to strike heem by surprize! Zee jewelz around her neck clink az she runz forward to stab zee Monsieur!\n\nZee Monsieur stepz to zee side! Zee momentum carriez zee Courtesan forward, into hiz rapier! Zee sharp blade slicez across her bellee, leaving a trail a blood on her dress!<<set $Courtesan = $Courtesan - 1>>\n\nZee Courtesan glares as zee Monsieur. "Dis waz imported silkz from zee Orient, you fool!"\n\n<<if $Villain eq 0>>[[The villain has been mortally wounded!|Courtesan Wins the Duel]]<<else>><<if $Courtesan eq 0>><<display "Courtesan Death">><<else>><<display "Courtesan Neutral Stage">><<endif>><<endif>>
Zee Spaniard feintz to zee left! As zee Monsieur reactz to defend hiz flank, zee Spaniard actz quicklee! Well, no, not quicklee. He iz old. Zee Spaniard'z sword fliez to zee right flank and zee Monsieur parriez zee blow.\n\nZee Monsieur turnz and flickz hiz rapier against zee Spaniard'z hand. Zee rapier drawz blood! Zee Spaniard iz wounded! He retreatz to zee oppoosite side of zee clearing.<<set $Spaniard = $Spaniard - 1>>\n\n"A continuación, voy a derramar su sangre!"\n\n<<if $Villain eq 0>>[[The villain has been mortally wounded!|Spaniard Wins the Duel]]<<else>><<if $Spaniard eq 0>><<display "Spaniard Death">><<else>><<display "Spaniard Neutral Stage">><<endif>><<endif>>
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Zee Charcutier readiez hiz stance to continue zee duel!\n\n[[Zee Charcutier attackz zee inzulting Monsieur wit hiz rapier!|Charcutier Attack 1]] \n[[Zee Charcutier usez hiz fine smoked sausagez to distract zee Monsieur!|Charcutier Feint 1]]
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Zee Bastard drinkz more whizkey and ignorez zee Monsieur!\n\nZee Bastard'z stumblez backward az he guzzlez... [hic]... zee alcohol az if hiz... [hic]... life depending on eet!\n\nZee Monsieur watchez zee Bastard impatiently.<<set $Bastard = $Bastard - 1>> "Eet iz time to fight, and die, bastard!" he sayz az he liftz hiz sword.\n\n<<if $Villain eq 0>>[[The villain has been mortally wounded!|Bastard Wins the Duel]]<<else>><<if $Bastard eq 0>><<display "Bastard Death">><<else>><<display "Bastard Defend Stage">><<endif>><<endif>>
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Zee Jesuit parries zee blows and lookz for a moment to attack! Zee Monsieur attackz in a flurry, one blow after another, until finally he leave an opening for zee priest to attack!\n\nAz see Jesuit thrustz hiz rapier, he stumblez on hiz long black robez of God and falls into zee villain'z sword! Zee Monsieur backz up leaving zee Jesuit wit a hole in his robe, and hiz side.<<set $Jesuit = $Jesuit - 1>>\n\n<<if $Villain eq 0>>[[The villain has been mortally wounded!|Jesuit Wins the Duel]]<<else>><<if $Jesuit eq 0>><<display "Jesuit Death">><<else>><<display "Jesuit Attack Stage">><<endif>><<endif>>
Zee Baker feints to zee right, hoping zhat zee Monsieur iz distracted.\n\nZee baguette hitz zee villain's side! If eet were a rapier, zee villain would be awash in blood. But eet iz not. Eet iz a baguette.\n\nHiz baguette leavez some crumbz on zee villain's fanzy cloak.\n\n<<if $Villain eq 0>>[[The villain has been mortally wounded!|Baker Wins the Duel]]<<else>><<if $Baker eq 0>><<display "Baker Death">><<else>><<display "Baker Neutral Stage">><<endif>><<endif>>
[[Zee Muskateer attackz zee Monsieur with a thrust and a riposte!|Musketeer Attack 1]]\n[[Zee Musketeer lungez suddenly at zee Monsieur to set him off balance!|Musketeer Feint 1]]
The Marquis finishes off the villain!\n\nReveal something special about the duel. Or this is the ultimate ending because against all odds you managed to get your Second to survive.\n\n[[Play again!]]
Zee Baker attempts to evade zee next blow and den counterattack! He stepz away as zee Monsieur lungez at eem, zee rapier whizzing through zee air. Zee Baker den stabz zee villain wit hiz mini-baguette. Eet iz not very effective!\n\n<<if $Villain eq 0>>[[The villain has been mortally wounded!|Baker Wins the Duel]]<<else>><<if $Baker eq 0>><<display "Baker Death">><<else>><<display "Baker Attack Stage">><<endif>><<endif>>
[[Zee Marquis attackz zee Monsieur wit hiz rapier!|Marquis Attack 1]]\n[[Zee Marquis feintz to zee right and attackz to zee left!|Marquis Feint 1]]
Zee Monsieur preparez for another strike!\n\n[[Zee Barstard continuez to drink hiz whiskey!|Bastard Parry 3]]\n[[Zee Bastard wavez hiz rapier in zee air wildly!|Bastard Counter 3]]
The Courtesan finishes off the villain!\n\nReveal something special about the duel. Or this is the ultimate ending because against all odds you managed to get your Second to survive.\n\n[[Play again!]]
[[Zee Spaniard speakz in hiz Spanish but no one knowz what he sayz!|Spaniard Taunt 2]]\n[[Zee Spaniard watchez zee Monsieur closely for hiz next attack!|Spaniard Point 2]]
Zee Spaniard iz impatient to continue zee fight.\n\n[[Zee Spaniard attackz zee Monsieur with a flurry of blowz!|Spaniard Attack 1]]\n[[Zee Spaniard feintz to zee left, and attackz to zee right!|Spaniard Feint 1]]
Zee Moor strikez at zee Monsieur'z puny rapier with such force dat zee rapier nearly fallz from hiz hand! "You shall die by my Moorish blade, no?!"\n\nZee Monsieur dancez around zee slow moving Moor and twirlz hiz cloak dramatically az he slices through zee hereteec'z robes. Zee Moor haz been wounded by zee tiny rapier!<<set $Moor = $Moor - 1>>\n\n<<if $Villain eq 0>>[[The villain has been mortally wounded!|Moor Wins the Duel]]<<else>><<if $Moor eq 0>><<display "Moor Death">><<else>><<display "Moor Neutral Stage">><<endif>><<endif>>
Zee Moor attemptz to behead zee Monsieur with hiz scimitar! He swingz hiz sword with great force toward zee villain, but alaz! Zee Monsieur iz fast and duckz as zee scimitar fliez overhead.\n\nZee Monsieur runz past zee Moor and flickz hiz rapier, cutting through zee robez and adding a splash of red colour to zee silkz. Zee red iz zee blood! Zee blood is zee Moor's!<<set $Moor = $Moor - 1>>\n\n<<if $Villain eq 0>>[[The villain has been mortally wounded!|Moor Wins the Duel]]<<else>><<if $Moor eq 0>><<display "Moor Death">><<else>><<display "Moor Neutral Stage">><<endif>><<endif>>
[[Zee Moor circlez zee Monsieur defensively within zee clearing!|Moor Point 2]]\n[[Zee Moor insultz zee Monsieur'z refined cultoor!|Moor Taunt 2]]
[[Zee Courtesan attackz zee Monsieur to defend her honor!|Courtesan Attack 1]]\n[[Zee Courtesan lungez at zee Monsieur to strike heem by surprize!|Courtesan Feint 1]]
The Bastard finishes off the villain!\n\nReveal something special about the duel. Or this is the ultimate ending because against all odds you managed to get your Second to survive.\n\n[[Play again!]]
Zee Monsieur preparez for another strike!\n\n[[Zee Marquis parriez zee blowz, just like he had read in zee bookz!|Marquis Parry 3]]\n[[Zee Marquis attackz zee attacker, inventing a new fencing techneeque!|Marquis Counter 3]]
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Zee Jesuit crumblez to zee ground, hiz woundz finally overcoming hiz faith. "I go now," he gaspz wit hiz last breathz, "to meet my Maker, no?"\n\n<<display "Next In Line">>
<<if $isBastard eq 1>>"Your second iz unfit to fight," zee Monsieur tellz you. "And now eet iz your turn!"<<set $isBastard = 0>><<else>>"Your second iz dead," zee Monsieur tellz you. "And now eet iz your turn!"<<endif>>\n\n<<if $Baker eq 0 and $Jesuit eq 0 and $Moor eq 0 and $Charcutier eq 0 and $Musketeer eq 0 and $Courtesan eq 0 and $Spaniard eq 0 and $Bastard eq 0 and $Physician eq 0 and $Marquis eq 0>>[["I shall finish dis duel myzelf!"|Zee End 1]]<<else>>"Wait!...[[I wish to call upon another to serve az my second!"|Choose your second!]]<<endif>>
Zee Spaniard and zee Monsieur rapier ring out az they touch pointz to begin zee duel. \n\n"And why, old man, do you seek to fight me in dis duel?" zee Monsieur askz zee enigmatic Spaniard. "You are too feeble to wield zhat sword."\n\n"Estoy aburrido y quiero luchar. Es simple, no?" Zee Monsieur doez not understand. Zee Spaniard iz impatient to fight.\n\n[[Zee Spaniard attackz zee Monsieur with a flurry of blowz!|Spaniard Attack 1]]\n[[Zee Spaniard feintz to zee left, and attackz to zee right!|Spaniard Feint 1]]
Zee Monsieur lifts his rapier and taps zee Baker'z baguette lightly to begin zee duel.\n\n"[insult]," sayz zee Monsieur with a sneer.\n\nZee Baker snortz in anger, a cloud of flour ejectz from hiz noze. He vill not let zee villain get away wit such insultz! \n\n[[Zee Baker lungez at zee Monsieur with zee baguette!|Baker Lunge 1]]\n[[Zee Baker whipz hiz baguette against zee Monsieur's rapier!|Baker Attack 1]]\n[[Zee Baker feints to zee right with hiz crispy baguette!|Baker Feint 1]]
Ah you have chozen zee Marquis!<<set $Marquis = 3>>\n\nZee Marquis enterz zee clearing. He unties hiz cloak and handz eet to hiz footman, who foldz it delicately into a mahoganee box. Zee nobleman unbuttonz hiz silk vest and shrugz eet off, and den carefully adjustz hiz tall powdered wig.\n\n"I 'av no wish to get your blood on my silkz," he tellz zee Monsieur az he raisez hiz own rapier confidently.\n\n[[Zee Marquis vs. Zee Monsieur!|Marquis Fight Stage 1]]
Zee Jesuit thrusts hiz rapier at zee Monsieur! He aimz for zee villain's side, imagining hiz sword az like zee Spear of Deztiny!\n\nZee Monsieur easily avoidz zee blow and twirlz with hiz rapier in hiz hands. Zee Jesuit gaspz as zee sword slicez through hiz robez to draw blood. "You dare to fight zee servant of God?!" zee Jesuit askz. <<set $Jesuit = $Jesuit - 1>>\n\n<<if $Villain eq 0>>[[The villain has been mortally wounded!|Jesuit Wins the Duel]]<<else>><<if $Jesuit eq 0>><<display "Jesuit Death">><<else>><<display "Jesuit Neutral Stage">><<endif>><<endif>>
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Ah you have chozen zee Spaniard!<<set $Spaniard = 3>>\n\nZee Spaniard enterz zee clearing wearing a suit of outdated armor and a rustee rapier in hiz fist. His grey beard iz trimmed to a point. Zee Spaniard raisez hiz rapier.\n\n"Yo quiero luchar con usted! Ahora!" He stampz hiz foot wit impatienz. No one understandz what he sayz.\n\n[[Zee Spaniard vs. Zee Monsieur!|Spaniard Fight Stage 1]]
"I shall pray for your soul after I commit eet to God!" sayz zee Jesuit az they circle each other in zee clearing. "But a man az dishonorable az you? Event zee Grace of God does not extend dat far, villain!" Zee Jesuit spitz on zee ground before zee Monsieur.\n\nZee Monsieur yellz in rage and whipz his rapier againzt zee Jesuit'z weapoon, knocking eet to zee side easily. Wit a second furiouz blow he cutz zee Jesuit deeply across zee chest, drawing much blood for such an ungentlemanly inzult! <<set $Jesuit = $Jesuit - 1>>\n\n<<if $Villain eq 0>>[[The villain has been mortally wounded!|Jesuit Wins the Duel]]<<else>><<if $Jesuit eq 0>><<display "Jesuit Death">><<else>><<display "Jesuit Defend Stage">><<endif>><<endif>>
The Physician finishes off the villain!\n\nReveal something special about the duel. Or this is the ultimate ending because against all odds you managed to get your Second to survive.\n\n[[Play again!]]
Zee Baker decidez to taunt zee villain!\n\n"I baked dis bread with your mother'z yeazt!" he sayz az he brandishez hiz baguette in front of zee Monsieur.\n\nZee Monsieur yellz in rage and whipz his rapier againzt zee baguette, slicing eet to zee freshly baked hilt. He cutz zee Baker deeply across zee chest, drawing much blood for such an ungentlemanly inzult! <<set $Baker = $Baker - 1>>\n\nZee Monsieur preparez for another strike!\n\n<<if $Villain eq 0>>[[The villain has been mortally wounded!|Baker Wins the Duel]]<<else>><<if $Baker eq 0>><<display "Baker Death">><<else>><<display "Baker Defend Stage">><<endif>><<endif>>
Zee Monsieur and zee Musketeer tap their rapierz to begin zee duel! "Are you prepared to die by zee sword of zee King?" zee Muskateer askz.\n\n"Zee King'z babee-sittair iz no match for a skilled dueller," zee Monsieur respondz. "Go back to your chateau and leave dis duel to proper gentlemen."\n\nZee Musketeer iz outraged dhat zee villain would so slander zee noble Royal Guard in such a way! "Dis inzult will not go unpunished!"\n\n[[Zee Muskateer attackz zee Monsieur with a thrust and a riposte!|Musketeer Attack 1]]\n[[Zee Musketeer lungez suddenly at zee Monsieur to set him off balance!|Musketeer Feint 1]]
Zee Courtesan parriez zee blowz defensively! She iz quick, but zee Monsieur iz strong and beatz her back.\n\nZee Courtesan seez a moment of oppoortunity! She slicez at zee Monsieur with her jeweled dagger but missez hiz side by inchez! Zee Monsieur grabz her hand to unsteady her, and then slashez at her arm wit hiz rapier!\n\nShe haz been wounded! Zee blood from zee Courtesan dripz down her hand!<<set $Courtesan = $Courtesan - 1>>\n\n<<if $Villain eq 0>>[[The villain has been mortally wounded!|Courtesan Wins the Duel]]<<else>><<if $Courtesan eq 0>><<display "Courtesan Death">><<else>><<display "Courtesan Attack Stage">><<endif>><<endif>>
[[Zee Physician whipz hiz rapier in an attack on zee Monsieur!|Physician Attack 1]]\n[[Zee Physician usez a secret weapoon from hiz pocket! (Eet iz gross!)|Physician Feint 1]]
Ah you have chozen zee Charcutier!<<set $Charcutier = 3>>\n\nZee crowd hushez as zee sausagemakair enterz zee battlefield! He holdz a rapier in one hand, and in zee other - oui! Zee Charcutier carriez linkied sausagez of zee finest salted pork in zee countree!\n\nZee Chacutier swingz zee sausage linkz like a whip! "When I am done wit you, I shall stuff you like a sausage, no?"\n\n[[Zee Charcutier vs. Zee Monsieur!|Charcutier Fight Stage 1]]
Zee Jesuit attackz wit a flurry of strikez! Hiz priestly robez swirl around hiz feet like a ladee's gown. Zee villain is caught off guard and retreatz while parrying zee blowz!\n\nZee Jesuit backz away without drawing blood, wheezing wit a red face. Zee Monsieur breathz easily and preparez hiz stance from zee other side of zee clearing.\n\n<<if $Villain eq 0>>[[The villain has been mortally wounded!|Jesuit Wins the Duel]]<<else>><<if $Jesuit eq 0>><<display "Jesuit Death">><<else>><<display "Jesuit Neutral Stage">><<endif>><<endif>>
Zee Monsieur and zee Moor tap zheir mizmatched swordz to begin zee duel!\n\n"Eet speakz poorly of dis gentleman'z honor dat he must azk a Barbary deveel to fight in hiz stead," zee Monsieur sneers. "Must he rely on a hereteec to defend hiz... honour?!"\n\nZee Moor growlz and raisez hiz scimitar high. "I shall strike you down in zee name of Allah, and build a monument to dis triumph!"\n\n[[Zee Moor strikez at zee Monsieur'z puny rapier!|Moor Feint 1]]\n[[Zee Moor attemptz to behead zee Monsieur with hiz scimitar!|Moor Attack 1]]
Ah you have chosen Zee Baker!<<set $Baker = 3>> A large, portly man, he vill do justiz to your honour.\n\nZee Monsieur offerz zee Baker a rapier, but zee Baker scoffz at eem. "I do not fight wit metal! I fight wit zee tools of my trade!"\n\nZee Baker brandishes a freshly baked baguette from zee ovenz of Versaille itzelf!\n\n[[Zee Baker vs. Zee Monsieur!|Baker Fight Stage 1]]
Zee Charcutier insultz zee Monsieur most dishonourably!\n\n"When you die, you shall roast in zee firez of hell like a spit pig," zee sausagemakair threatenz zee Monsieur.\n\nZee villain scoffz as zee insultz. "You talk a lot, but can you fight?" zee villain brandishez hiz rapier menacinglee!\n\n<<if $Villain eq 0>>[[The villain has been mortally wounded!|Charcutier Wins the Duel]]<<else>><<if $Charcutier eq 0>><<display "Charcutier Death">><<else>><<display "Charcutier Defend Stage">><<endif>><<endif>>
Zee Courtesan collapsez from zee woundz. "Un petite morte," she sayz, "for zee last time! Adieu!"\n\n<<display "Next In Line">>
Zee Marquis feintz to zee right! Zee Monsieur movez to parry zee blow, but zee Marquis is quick! He twirlz theatrically and attackz to zee villain'z left.\n\nZee twirl looked impressive but eet slowed zee Marquis down. Zee Monsieur dancez out of zee way of the blow and remainz unscathed.\n\nZee Marquis backz up and daintily fixez zee frillz on hiz sleevez.\n\n<<if $Villain eq 0>>[[The villain has been mortally wounded!|Marquis Wins the Duel]]<<else>><<if $Marquis eq 0>><<display "Marquis Death">><<else>><<display "Marquis Neutral Stage">><<endif>><<endif>>
No hablo frances!\n\nPerhaps quote Princess Bride, but in Spanish?
Zee Monsieur preparez to strike at zee Charcutier!\n\n[[Zee Charcutier usez zee sausagez like a whip to pull zee rapier out of zee Monsieur'z grasp!|Charcutier Parry 3]]\n[[Zee Charcutier parriez zee blow wit hiz rapier!|Charcutier Counter 3]]
Zee Bastard tauntz zee Monsieur! "Your mother... [hic]... your... [hic]..." Zee Bastard pausez hiz grand insultz and lift zee whizkey to hiz mouth. <<set $Bastard = $Bastard - 1>>\n\nZee Monsieur frownz. "You better take care of what you say of my mother!" he respondz, waving hiz rapier in the air.\n\n"Your mother smellz of elderberriez," zee Bastard exclaimz as he lowerz hiz whiskey.\n\n<<if $Villain eq 0>>[[The villain has been mortally wounded!|Bastard Wins the Duel]]<<else>><<if $Bastard eq 0>><<display "Bastard Death">><<else>><<display "Bastard Defend Stage">><<endif>><<endif>>
The Charcutier finishes off the villain!\n\nReveal something special about the duel. Or this is the ultimate ending because against all odds you managed to get your Second to survive.\n\n[[Play again!]]
Zee Charcutier parriez zee blow wit hiz rapier! Zee Monsieur'z blade ringz out az eet makez contact with zee other weapoon. Zee Monsieur zswingz again and again againzt zee Charcuterie'z rapier.\n\n"I'll not be foiled so easilee!" zee Monsieur shoutz! He stabz at zee sausagemakair'z side in impatience! Eet iz very effective! Zee Charcuterie'z flank dripz wit blood as he retreatz!<<set $Charcutier = $Charcutier - 1>>\n\n<<if $Villain eq 0>>[[The villain has been mortally wounded!|Charcutier Wins the Duel]]<<else>><<if $Charcutier eq 0>><<display "Charcutier Death">><<else>><<display "Charcutier Attack Stage">><<endif>><<endif>>
Zee Charcutier holds hiz rapier forward and hiz sausage linkz behind him, ready to fight. Zee Monsieur eyez him warilee!\n\n"Ah, monsieur Charcutier," zee villain beginz, "You must spend a lot of time around pigz. I could smell you a keelometair away!" He mimez zee smell of a pigsty in front off hiz nose!\n\nAu contraire! Zee Charcutier did not smell of zee poo. Zee Charcutier had hiz monthly bath just prior to zee duel! "I shall butcher you for dat inzult!"\n\n[[Zee Charcutier attackz zee inzulting Monsieur wit hiz rapier!|Charcutier Attack 1]] \n[[Zee Charcutier usez hiz fine smoked sausagez to distract zee Monsieur!|Charcutier Feint 1]]
Zee Moor circlez zee Monsieur defensively within zee clearing! Hiz scimitar iz raised, painted toward zee infidel. Zee Monsieur keepz hiz distance, looking for a moment of weaknez in zee Moor'z defensez.\n\n<<if $Villain eq 0>>[[The villain has been mortally wounded!|Moor Wins the Duel]]<<else>><<if $Moor eq 0>><<display "Moor Death">><<else>><<display "Moor Defend Stage">><<endif>><<endif>>
Zee Bastard and zee Monsieur step back to their sidez of zee clearing. "You are ready to fight now, no?" zee villain askz zee drunkard.\n\n[[Zee Bastard attackz zee Monsieur violently!|Bastard Attack 1]]\n[[Zee Bastard takez a long drink from hiz whizkey!|Bastard Feint 1]]
Zee Musketeer lungez suddenly at zee Monsieur to set him off balance! "For France!" he yellz at hiz enemee!\n\nZee Monsieur parriez the blow, and stumblez as he gainz hiz footing. Zee Musketeer grows bold and strikez again! But no! He haz overextended himzelf! Zee Monsieur slicez zee Muskateer across zee bellee!<<set $Musketeer = $Musketeer - 1>>\n\nZee blood darkenz zee Royal insigniaz on zee Muskateer'z coat. "How dare you wound an offizer of zee Royal Guard?!"\n\n<<if $Villain eq 0>>[[The villain has been mortally wounded!|Musketeer Wins the Duel]]<<else>><<if $Musketeer eq 0>><<display "Musketeer Death">><<else>><<display "Musketeer Neutral Stage">><<endif>><<endif>>
You drop your rapier and clootch at your chest. Zee ruffled collair of your white shirt eez stained red like tomato puree. Your villainous oppoonent leerz over you wit hiz pointee sword.\n\n"Do you forfeit your life?" zee Monsieur askz.<<set $Villain = 5>><<set $Musketeer = 3>><<set $Spaniard = 3>><<set $Courtesan = 3>><<set $Moor = 3>><<set $Baker = 3>><<set $Charcutier = 3>><<set $Physician = 3>><<set $Jesuit = 3>><<set $Bastard = 3>><<set $Marquis = 3>>\n\n"No!" You gazp between breatz. "I shall not let you dishonor me like dis!"\n\n!!!!![["Then chooze your second!"|Choose your second!]]\n\n<<<\nCreated for Ludum Dare 27\nLiz England & Erich Meyr\n<<
Zee Charcutier usez zee sausagez like a whip to pull zee rapier out of zee Monsieur'z grasp!\n\nZee smoked sausages wrap around zee rapier wit zee momentum! Eet appearz az a success, but no! Zee rapier iz sharp! Zee sausagez may be spicee but zai are soft!\n\nZee rapier slicez through zee sausage linkz, shortening zee chain by half a metair! Zee Monsieur stepz forward and cutz zee Charcutier'z arm deeply. Zee sausagemakair retreatz with hiz new wound!<<set $Charcutier = $Charcutier - 1>>\n\n<<if $Villain eq 0>>[[The villain has been mortally wounded!|Charcutier Wins the Duel]]<<else>><<if $Charcutier eq 0>><<display "Charcutier Death">><<else>><<display "Charcutier Attack Stage">><<endif>><<endif>>
Zee Physician preparez to block zee blowz and look for an oppoortunitee to strike back!\n\nHe parriez zee first blow from zee Monsieur, and den zee second, and zee third! So many slashez wit zee rapier! Zee Physician wit hiz fine motor controlz managez to block each one!\n\nZee moment zee Monsieur attemptz to withdraw from zee combat, zee Physician lungez at eem wit hiz weapoon! Zee Monsieur parriez zee strike and zee Physician misses! Zee villain flickz hiz rapier and slicez zee doctor'z bellee! Zee Physician is wounded!<<set $Physician = $Physician - 1>>\n\nZee Physician glancez at hiz wound. "Your effortz vill be in vein, Monsieur. Eet iz your blood dat shall soak dis battlefield, not mine!"\n\n<<if $Villain eq 0>>[[The villain has been mortally wounded!|Physician Wins the Duel]]<<else>><<if $Physician eq 0>><<display "Physician Death">><<else>><<display "Physician Attack Stage">><<endif>><<endif>>
Zee Spaniard fallz to zee ground, laying on hiz back. "Yo... voy..." he whisperz az he diez," a morir!"\n\n<<display "Next In Line">>
Zee Monsieur and zee Jesuit back up to either side of zee clearing and prepare their stancez.\n\n[[Zee Jesuit thrusts hiz rapier at zee Monsieur!|Jesuit Attack 1]]\n[[Zee Jesuit attackz wit a flurry of strikez!|Jesuit Flurry 1]]
Zee Marquis attackz zee Monsieur wit hiz rapier! "On garde!" zee nobleman yellz as he lungez toward zee challenger. Zee crowd gaspz and a woman swoonz wit hiz theatrical bravery. Or so zee Marquis imaginez. No one swoonz.\n\nZee Monsieur parriez zee rapier wit hiz own and dancez out of reach of zee Marquis. "You have been foiled, Marquis!"\n\n<<if $Villain eq 0>>[[The villain has been mortally wounded!|Marquis Wins the Duel]]<<else>><<if $Marquis eq 0>><<display "Marquis Death">><<else>><<display "Marquis Neutral Stage">><<endif>><<endif>>
Zee Spaniard watchez zee Monsieur closely for hiz next attack!\n\nThey circle each other in zee clearing wit their swordz at readee. Zee Spaniard stretchez hiz back. Zee fight iz harsh on hiz old bonez. Hiz heavy armor iz outdated and better suited for major combat dan for zee agile duel has haz entered.\n\n<<if $Villain eq 0>>[[The villain has been mortally wounded!|Spaniard Wins the Duel]]<<else>><<if $Spaniard eq 0>><<display "Spaniard Death">><<else>><<display "Spaniard Defend Stage">><<endif>><<endif>>
Zee Monsieur preparez for another strike!\n\n[[Zee Moor blocks zee puny blows of the rapier with hiz scimitar!|Moor Parry 3]]\n[[Zee Moor parriez zee attackz, looking for a moment to strike!|Moor Counter 3]]
Zee Bastard wavez hiz rapier in zee air wildly! Swish! Flick! Zee rapier movez quickly but impotently.\n\nZee Monsieur lowerz hiz sword. "What iz dis?" he implorez zee crowd. "I do not fight imbecilez!"\n\n"Cruel insultz... [hic]..." zee Bastard lowerz hiz sword, out of breath from waving it like a ladiee's fan. He upendz hiz bottle of whizkey to hiz open mouth. <<set $Bastard = $Bastard - 1>>\n\n<<if $Villain eq 0>>[[The villain has been mortally wounded!|Bastard Wins the Duel]]<<else>><<if $Bastard eq 0>><<display "Bastard Death">><<else>><<display "Bastard Attack Stage">><<endif>><<endif>>
Zee Baker watchez zee Monsieur'z actionz carefully! He can hear zee fresh baguette crinkle in hiz fist az they circle each other in zee clearing.\n\nZee Monsieur dancez forward and whipz his rapier againzt zee baguette, slicing eet to zee freshly baked hilt. Zee Monsieur preparez for another strike!\n\n<<if $Villain eq 0>>[[The villain has been mortally wounded!|Baker Wins the Duel]]<<else>><<if $Baker eq 0>><<display "Baker Death">><<else>><<display "Baker Defend Stage">><<endif>><<endif>>
Zee Musketeer fallz to hiz kneez with zee woundz inflicted upon heem. "I may fight for a gentleman'z honour," he sayz wit hiz last breathez, "but I die for zee King of France!"\n\n<<display "Next In Line">>
Zee Physician fallz to zee ground. "Eet iz a lovely night for a bloodletting, no?" And wit dat, zee Physician iz dead!\n\n<<display "Next In Line">>
Zee Baker lungez at zee Monsieur with zee baguette! He stabz zee surprized Monsieur in zee gut wit so much force zhat zee baguette snapz in half!\n\nZee Monsieur laughz at zee Baker and flickz hiz rapier through the air, wounding zee Baker before he can retreat to hiz side of zee clearing.<<set $Baker = $Baker - 1>>\n\nZee Baker dropz hiz broken baguette and stompz it into crumbz as a member of the crowd tossez eem a fresh loaf.\n\n<<if $Villain eq 0>>[[The villain has been mortally wounded!|Baker Wins the Duel]]<<else>><<if $Baker eq 0>><<display "Baker Death">><<else>><<display "Baker Neutral Stage">><<endif>><<endif>>
Zee Monsieur preparez for another strike!\n\n[[Zee Spaniard parriez zee blows wit hiz rustee rapier!|Spaniard Parry 3]]\n[[Zee Spaniard attemptz to dodge zee blows from zee Monsieur'z weapoon!|Spaniard Counter 3]]
You climb over zee bodiez to enter zee clearing. Eet iz difficult, az you are wounded! You 'av little strength to raise your sword to meet zee Monsieur!\n\nZee Monsier readiez hiz stance. He lookz tired! He haz just killed so many people! He haz killed ten of your loyal friendz! Oh wait, non non. He haz killed eight. Zee Marquis is just asleep. And zee brother zee Bastard snorez loudly by a pile of vomit. Eet smellz of whizkey.\n\n[[Zee Honourable Gentleman vs. Zee Monsieur!|Zee End 3]]
Zee Muskateer parriez zee blow, and counterattackz! Zee Muskateer'z rapier blockz zee Monsieur'z weapoon and then fliez through zee air with great force toward zee villain'z heart.\n\nBut oh non! Zee Musketeer losez hiz grip on zee rapier and it fliez, oui, but it fliez out of hiz hand. It glancez againzt zee Monsieur before it fallz to zee ground. Zee villain cut zee Musketeer along zee shoulder. Zee Musketeer iz wounded!\n\nZee Monsieur backz up. "Pick up your weapoon, offizair, so we may finish dis fight!<<set $Musketeer = $Musketeer - 1>>\n\n<<if $Villain eq 0>>[[The villain has been mortally wounded!|Musketeer Wins the Duel]]<<else>><<if $Musketeer eq 0>><<display "Musketeer Death">><<else>><<display "Musketeer Attack Stage">><<endif>><<endif>>
Zee Charcutier usez hiz fine smoked sausagez to distract zee Monsieur! Zee sausage linkz are made of zee finest smoked pork, spicee wit a hint of chevril! Only zee best for dis duel for hiz friend'z honour!\n\nZee sausagez snap againzt zee Monsieur'z arm az he protectz hiz flank from zee onslaughtair! But oh no! Zee Monsieur grabz zee sausage linkz and pullz zee surprized Charcutier toward hiz rapier! He iz successful!\n\nZee Charcutier retreatz from zee Monsieur wit a fresh wound along hiz big bellee!<<set $Charcutier = $Charcutier - 1>>\n\n<<if $Villain eq 0>>[[The villain has been mortally wounded!|Charcutier Wins the Duel]]<<else>><<if $Charcutier eq 0>><<display "Charcutier Death">><<else>><<display "Charcutier Neutral Stage">><<endif>><<endif>>
You rise up from your location at zee edge of zee clearing. You make your way past zee bodiees of zee secondz you so carelessly sacrificed for your honor. Look at zeem!\n\n|[img[images/Baker.jpg]]|Zee Baker! Ah, he made such good breadz! Remember when he gave you dose fresh croissantz to give to your sweetheart! He came to fight for your honour, az a friend!|\n|[img[images/Jesuit.jpg]]|Zee Jesuit! Dis man of God performed your baptism when you were but a babiee! He only wished dat you would die in God'z good gracez, and came to give you your lazt ritez. Instead, he diez without hiz own!|\n|[img[images/Spaniard.jpg]]|Zee Spaniard! No one could understand dis senile old man, except you. You, hiz only friend. He would fight to zee death for your honour, and he did!|\n|[img[images/Physician.jpg]]|Zee Physician! He haz been there for every ailment - zee coughz, zee vomitz, zee impotence! He came tonight to claim your organz afterwardz!|\n|[img[images/Moor.jpg]]|Zee Moor! A stranger to dis land and to you, as well. He saw zee grave inzult from zee Monsieur and azked to join zee duel to strike eem down!|\n|[img[images/Courtesan.jpg]]|Zee Courtesan! Oh sweet Courtesan, she shall be missed by you. And by zee Marquis. And zee Duke. And zee Prince. And zee Royal Page. And zee. Compagnon. And zee Bishop. And zee Chamberlain. And zee...|\n|[img[images/Muskateer.jpg]]|Zee Musketeer! He loved to duel, and would rize to any occasion to defend anyone'z honour in zee name of zee King. Viva la France!|\n|[img[images/Bastard.jpg]]|Zee Bastard! Ah, he iz your brother, but he did not fight out of filial loyalty. Non! Zee Bastard owez you money, but you agreed to wipe zee debt in exchange for a second!|\n|[img[images/Charcutier.jpg]]|Zee Charcutier! Those sausagez! So spicy, and sweet, and smoked and cured and aged! Zee Monsieur once inzulted hiz sausagez, and dis was an oppoortunitee to stike back!|\n|[img[images/Marquis.jpg]]|Zee Marquis! He iz no friend, but he discovered zee duel and came to you, offended dat you did not azk eem to be your second! What a fool!|\n<h5>[["I shall avenge their deathz, villain!"|Zee End 2]]<h5>
You rush forward to attack zee Monsieur, forgetting briefly how wounded and exhausted you are by zee fighting! But only briefly. You soon remember zee wounds.\n\nAlaz! You stumble on the bodies of zee Baker and zee Courtesan. You turn over to see zee Monsieur headed for you! You lift your sword defensively!\n\nZee Monsieur'z face crumblez az he, too, tripz on zee bodies strewn about zee clearnng! Zee Jesuit and zee Moor cauze eem to lose hiz balance and fall!\n\nZee Monsieur fallz directly onto your sword! "Non, non," he criez out!\n\nZee Monsieur iz dead!\n\n[["I 'av won dis duel, Monsieur, and reclaimed mine honour!"|Zee End 5]]\n\n
Oui, you 'av won! You look about zee battlefield and zee bodiez everywhere! Zee crowd had left long ago. You are alone, now, wit zee corpsez. You attempt to move but zee Monsieur'z body weighz too much. You are trapped beneath zee cadavair of your enemee!\n\nZee woundz you recieved hourz ago are deep. You call out but non! Zair iz no one to hear you! You are deep in zee woodz!\n\nEet iz inevitable. You have regained your honour at zee cost of your life.\n\nEet waz worth eet, no?\n\n[[Zee End!|Play again!]]
Zee Courtesan removez a layer of her skirtz to increase her agilitee! Zee crowd of men leer at zee Courtesan as she attemptz to remove her petticoat. \n\n"Gentlemen," zee Courtesan sayz, "I charge for zee viewing!" A dozen coinz fly into zee cloearing.\n\nZee Courtesan placez her petticoat on zee side of zee clearing before taking her rapier up again and facing zee Monsieur.\n\n<<if $Villain eq 0>>[[The villain has been mortally wounded!|Courtesan Wins the Duel]]<<else>><<if $Courtesan eq 0>><<display "Courtesan Death">><<else>><<display "Courtesan Defend Stage">><<endif>><<endif>>
Zee Monsieur and zee Moor back up to their sidez of zee clearing and ready their stancez for zee next blow.\n\n[[Zee Moor strikez at zee Monsieur'z puny rapier!|Moor Feint 1]]\n[[Zee Moor attemptz to behead zee Monsieur with hiz scimitar!|Moor Attack 1]]
[[Zee Jesuit insultz zee Monsieur!|Jesuit Taunt 2]]\n[[Zee Jesuit raisez hiz sword defensively against zee next blow!|Jesuit Defend 2]]
Zee Monsieur preparez for another strike!\n\n[[Zee Courtesan panicz and cowerz from zee attack!|Courtesan Parry 3]]\n[[Zee Courtesan parriez zee blowz defensively!|Courtesan Counter 3]]
Zee Moor insultz zee Monsieur'z refined cultoor! "Zee French winez are not worthy enough for a lame camel!" he tellz zee villain. "I would not wash my feet in dis countree'z Champagne!"\n\nZee Monsieur'z face darkenz with zee insultz to zee French! "Tonight I shall not spill wine, but blood inztead!" He raisez his tiny little rapier. "Zee blood will be yourz!"\n\n<<if $Villain eq 0>>[[The villain has been mortally wounded!|Moor Wins the Duel]]<<else>><<if $Moor eq 0>><<display "Moor Death">><<else>><<display "Moor Defend Stage">><<endif>><<endif>>
Zee Monsieur and zee Courtesan tap their rapierz to begin zee duel!\n\nThey circle around zee clearing facing each othair. "Eet iz not in my natoore to fight a woman," zee Monsieur beginz. "But you, Courtesan, are no ladiee!"\n\nZee Courtasan gaspz between her red-painted lipz. "How dare you inzult me so!"\n\n[[Zee Courtesan attackz zee Monsieur to defend her honor!|Courtesan Attack 1]]\n[[Zee Courtesan lungez at zee Monsieur to strike heem by surprize!|Courtesan Feint 1]]
Zee Moor parriez zee attackz, looking for a moment to strike zee infidel down. Zee Moor laughz at zee Monsieur wit each blow, deflecting them az though swatting fliez.\n\nSuddenly, a opening! Zee Moor stepz forward and grabz zee puny rapier wit hiz hand to pull eet from zee villain'z grazp! But alaz! Eet may look puny, but zee rapier iz sharp! Eet cutz zee palm of zee Moor'z hand. Zee Monsieur pullz zee red blade easily from zee Moor'z grazp. Eet iz red becauze eet iz blood!<<set $Moor = $Moor - 1>>\n\n<<if $Villain eq 0>>[[The villain has been mortally wounded!|Moor Wins the Duel]]<<else>><<if $Moor eq 0>><<display "Moor Death">><<else>><<display "Moor Attack Stage">><<endif>><<endif>>
Ah you have chozen Zee Bastard!<<set $Bastard = 3>>\n\nHe stumblez into zee clearing oppoosite from zee Monsieur. Zee Bastard wieldz a rapier in hiz right hand, and whizkey in hiz left!\n\nZee Bastard brandishez hiz rapier unsteadily! "I fight... [hic]... for my brother'z... [hic]... honour!"\n\n[[Zee Bastard vs. Zee Monsieur!|Bastard Fight Stage 1]]
Ah you have chozen zee Musketeer!<<set $Musketeer = 3>>\n\nZee Musketeer tossez hiz musket aside and unsheathez hiz rapier. He flipz his blue embroadered cloak over hiz shouldair. "I am ready to grant you zee privilege of fighting against one of hiz Majesty'z musketeers!"\n\nHe removes hiz large hat, zee feather bobbing to zee movement, and bowz wit a flourish toward hiz challenger.\n\n[[Zee Musketeer vs. Zee Monsieur!|Musketeer Fight Stage 1]]
Zee Moor fallz to hiz kneez and dropz hiz scimitar. "Sweet revenge growz harsh..." zee hereteec sayz. "I go to Allah now!" Zee Moor iz dead!\n\n<<display "Next In Line">>
You face zee Monsieur, not for zee first time but for zee last time! "I am ready to fight you, Monsieur. Not for zee first time, but for zee last time!"\n\nZee Monsieur stumblez az he circlez zee clearing, trying to avoid zee bodiez strewn on zee grass without losing hiz footing. "Oui, and when you die, mine shall be zee last face you see!"\n\n[[You lunge at zee Monsieur, spending zee last of your strength in a single blow!|Zee End 4]]\n[[You attack zee Monsieur wit a flurry of strikez from your rapier!|Zee End 4]]
Zee Physician whipz hiz rapier in an attack on zee Monsieur! Swish! Zee rapier cutz through zee air! Unfortoonatelee, zee rapier cutz through nothing else. Eet does not cut zee villain. Zee villain is unharmed.\n\nWit a quick flick of hiz rapier, zee Monsieur slashez zee side of zee Physician! Zee Physician iz surprized! He stepz back from zee Monsieur and lookz at hiz wound. "I have spilled moor blood dan dis on zee operating table!" <<set $Physician = $Physician - 1>>\n\n<<if $Villain eq 0>>[[The villain has been mortally wounded!|Physician Wins the Duel]]<<else>><<if $Physician eq 0>><<display "Physician Death">><<else>><<display "Physician Neutral Stage">><<endif>><<endif>>
<<display "Start">>
Zee Monsieur and zee Bastard raise their swordz.\n\n"You 'av no place in dis duel between gentlemen," zee Monsieur sneers. "You are nothing but a base-born son of an... Englishwoman!"\n\nZee Bastard iz taken aback but such an inzult to hiz heeritage! "I am az French az zee wig on your... [hic]... head!" \n\n[[Zee Bastard attackz zee Monsieur violently!|Bastard Attack 1]]\n[[Zee Bastard takez a long drink from hiz whizkey!|Bastard Feint 1]]
Ah you have chosen zee Jesuit!<<set $Jesuit = 3>> Dis man of God haz prayed to zee Father for triumph in zee duel.\n\nZee Monsieur offerz zee Jesuit a rapier, but zee Jesuit pullz out hiz own from beneath hiz large black robes. "My weapon haz been blessed by zee son of God." \n\nIn hiz other hand zee Jesuit holdz a crucifix.\n\n[[Zee Jesuit vs. Zee Monsieur!|Jesuit Fight Stage 1]]
Zee Charcutier wavez hiz sausagez menacingly to intimidate zee Monsieur! They dangle like a chain as he circlez around zee clearning.\n\n"I have no fear of your sausagez!" zee Monsieur exlaimz. "Only such a base-born man would fight wit such a weapoon az pig intesteenz!" Zee Charcutier whipz zee sausage linkz at zee Monsieur, but he sidestepz zee attack.\n\n<<if $Villain eq 0>>[[The villain has been mortally wounded!|Charcutier Wins the Duel]]<<else>><<if $Charcutier eq 0>><<display "Charcutier Death">><<else>><<display "Charcutier Defend Stage">><<endif>><<endif>>
Zee Bastard takez a long drink from hiz whizkey!\n\nA very long drink.\n\nEet iz az if zee whizkey were infinite, no? Eet just keepz going. Whiskey dripz messily over zee Bastard'z clothez, somehwat improving zee smell.\n\nZee Monsieur sighz impatiently and waitz for zee Bastard to raise hiz rapier.<<set $Bastard = $Bastard -1>>\n\n<<if $Villain eq 0>>[[The villain has been mortally wounded!|Bastard Wins the Duel]]<<else>><<if $Bastard eq 0>><<display "Bastard Death">><<else>><<display "Bastard Neutral Stage">><<endif>><<endif>>
[[Zee Marquis insultz zee ungentlemanly Monsieur!|Marquis Taunt 2]]\n[[Zee Marquis goez into a defenseeve stance!|Marquis Point 2]]
Zee Monsieur and zee Jesuit tap zheir swordz to begin zee duel!\n\n"I can see dat dis man of God haz become fat on zee indulgencez of zee Church" sayz zee Monsieur with a sneer. \n\n"Sacrebleu!" zee Jesuit swearz. "Eet iz unbecoming of a gentleman to take the name of God in vain!" Zee Jesuit preparez to attack to defend hiz honourable profession!\n\n[[Zee Jesuit thrusts hiz rapier at zee Monsieur!|Jesuit Attack 1]]\n[[Zee Jesuit attackz wit a flurry of strikez!|Jesuit Flurry 1]]
[[Zee Musketeer tauntz zee villain by offending hiz patriotizm!|Musketeer Taunt 2]]\n[[Zee Musketeer circlez around zee Monsieur, looking for an oppoortunitee to strike!|Musketeer Point 2]]
The Musketeer finishes off the villain!\n\nReveal something special about the duel. Or this is the ultimate ending because against all odds you managed to get your Second to survive.\n\n[[Play again!]]
Zee Physician reachez into hiz pocket and pullz out a glass jar of leechez!(Zee veedeo game does not lie! Eet reallee iz gross!)\n\nZee Physician launchez zee jar at zee Monsieur, who shieldz heemzelf from zee bloodsoockairz wit zee hilt of hiz rapier! Zee jar shatterz and zee leechez fall to zee ground.\n\nZee leeches squeesh beneath zee Monsieur'z bootz az he stepz on dem! (Zee readair iz wise to mourn zee deathz of dhese valiant leechez, who gave up zair livez for zee gentleman'z honour!)\n\n<<if $Villain eq 0>>[[The villain has been mortally wounded!|Physician Wins the Duel]]<<else>><<if $Physician eq 0>><<display "Physician Death">><<else>><<display "Physician Neutral Stage">><<endif>><<endif>>
Zee Spaniard attackz zee Monsieur with a flurry of blowz! But zee Spaniard iz old, and he iz slow. Zee Monsieur easily evades every slash of zee rustee rapier.\n\nZee old man slowz down wit each blow, breathing heavily wit exhaustion already! Zee Monsieur waitz for hiz oppoortunitee and den he strikez! Zee rapier slices across zee back of zee Spaniard's head. He haz been wounded!<<set $Spaniard = $Spaniard - 1>>\n\nZee Spaniard backz up as touchez hiz head wit hiz free hand. "Voy a vengar este insulto!"\n\n<<if $Villain eq 0>>[[The villain has been mortally wounded!|Spaniard Wins the Duel]]<<else>><<if $Spaniard eq 0>><<display "Spaniard Death">><<else>><<display "Spaniard Neutral Stage">><<endif>><<endif>>
You look at zee gentlemen and ladiees zhat came to sooport you in dis duel. Which among them will fight for your honour?\n\n!!Chooze your second!\n\n|<<if $Baker eq 0>><img src="images/Baker.jpg" class="grayscale"><<else>>[img[images/Baker.jpg]]<<endif>>|<<if $Baker eq 0>><h5>Zee Baker</h5> [deceased]<<else>>[[Zee Baker|The Baker]]<<endif>><br> "I shall rize to dis occasion and fight for my friend'z honour!"|<<if $Jesuit eq 0>><img src="images/Jesuit.jpg" class="grayscale"><<else>>[img[images/Jesuit.jpg]]<<endif>>|<<if $Jesuit eq 0>><h5>Zee Jesuit</h5> [deceased]<<else>>[[Zee Jesuit|The Jesuit]]<<endif>><br>"I fight for God and zee gentleman you 'av inzulted!"|\n|<<if $Bastard eq 0>><img src="images/Bastard.jpg" class="grayscale"><<else>>[img[images/Bastard.jpg]]<<endif>>|<<if $Bastard eq 0>><h5>Zee Bastard</h5> [indisposed]<<else>>[[Zee Bastard|The Bastard]]<<endif>><br>"Zee blood in my veins may be base, but eet iz your blood dat shall spill tonight!"|<<if $Spaniard eq 0>><img src="images/Spaniard.jpg" class="grayscale"><<else>>[img[images/Spaniard.jpg]]<<endif>>|<<if $Spaniard eq 0>><h5>Zee Spaniard</h5> [deceased]<<else>>[[Zee Spaniard|The Spaniard]]<<endif>><br>"¡No puedo hablar en francés, gilipollas!"|\n|<<if $Physician eq 0>><img src="images/Physician.jpg" class="grayscale"><<else>>[img[images/Physician.jpg]]<<endif>>|<<if $Physician eq 0>><h5>Zee Physician</h5> [deceased]<<else>>[[Zee Physician|The Physician]]<<endif>><br>"I hope you 'av kept your rapier clean. I do not wish to die of infection!"|<<if $Charcutier eq 0>><img src="images/Charcutier.jpg" class="grayscale"><<else>>[img[images/Charcutier.jpg]]<<endif>>|<<if $Charcutier eq 0>><h5>Zee Charcutier</h5> [deceased]<<else>>[[Zee Charcutier|The Charcutier]]<<endif>><br>"I vill gut you and ooz your intesteens for sausagez!"|\n|<<if $Courtesan eq 0>><img src="images/Courtesan.jpg" class="grayscale"><<else>>[img[images/Courtesan.jpg]]<<endif>>|<<if $Courtesan eq 0>><h5>Zee Courtesan</h5> [deceased]<<else>>[[Zee Courtesan|The Courtesan]]<<endif>><br>"You could not afford me, but I vill danze wit you tonight free of charge!"|<<if $Musketeer eq 0>><img src="images/Muskateer.jpg" class="grayscale"><<else>>[img[images/Muskateer.jpg]]<<endif>>|<<if $Musketeer eq 0>><h5>Zee Musketeer</h5> [deceased]<<else>>[[Zee Musketeer|The Musketeer]]<<endif>><br>"My sword defendz zee honour of zee King, and otherz!"|\n|<<if $Moor eq 0>><img src="images/Moor.jpg" class="grayscale"><<else>>[img[images/Moor.jpg]]<<endif>>|<<if $Moor eq 0>><h5>Zee Moor</h5> [deceased]<<else>>[[Zee Moor|The Moor]]<<endif>><br>"Dis infidel shall die by my sword! Eet iz zee will of zee Prophet, no?"|<<if $Marquis eq 0>><img src="images/Marquis.jpg" class="grayscale"><<else>>[img[images/Marquis.jpg]]<<endif>>|<<if $Marquis eq 0>><h5>Zee Marquis</h5> [indisposed]<<else>>[[Zee Marquis|The Marquis]]<<endif>><br>"I shall crush you like a peazant'z dream of revolution!"|
Zee Physician insultz zee Monsieur'z sessual health!\n\n"Iz zair something wrong wit your face, Monsieur?" zee Physician askz with fake sympathee. "It lookz like a case of zee French pox!"\n\n"How dare you!"\n\n"Ah, 'av you been wit zee Courtesan latelee? Did you get zee syphiliz from zair?" Zee Monsieur lookz apopleptic.\n\n<<if $Villain eq 0>>[[The villain has been mortally wounded!|Physician Wins the Duel]]<<else>><<if $Physician eq 0>><<display "Physician Death">><<else>><<display "Physician Defend Stage">><<endif>><<endif>>
Zee Physician attemptz to intimidate zee Monsieur! "Dis sword, Monsieur, I 'av coated eet in... poison!"\n\nZee Physician brandishez hiz poizoned sword. But eet iz a lie. Eet iz not poisoned. Eet iz just very sharp and pointy.\n\n"I am not a coward, doctor! I vill not back down from dis fight!"\n\n<<if $Villain eq 0>>[[The villain has been mortally wounded!|Physician Wins the Duel]]<<else>><<if $Physician eq 0>><<display "Physician Death">><<else>><<display "Physician Defend Stage">><<endif>><<endif>>
The Moor finishes off the villain!\n\nReveal something special about the duel. Or this is the ultimate ending because against all odds you managed to get your Second to survive.\n\n[[Play again!]]
The baker finishes off the villain!\n\nReveal something special about the duel. Or this is the ultimate ending because against all odds you managed to get your Second to survive.\n\n[[Play again!]]
Zee Baker diez! In hiz last breathz, zee Baker revealz a part of zee mysteree! [TBD] "Eet iz my time. I shall rise from dis like unleavened bread - not... at... all."\n\n"Let eem eat cake," zee villain sayz before turning back to you.\n\n<<display "Next In Line">>
Ah you have chozen zee Physician!<<set $Physician = 3>>\n\nZee Physician entairz zee groundz in hiz black coat and severe face dat haz seen much death. Zee crowd murmurz with zee rumorz of hiz questionable practicez. They say he digz up zee dead! And experimentz on zem!\n\nZee challenger raisez hiz sword to zee Monsieur. "I look forward to investigating zee cauze of your death!"\n\n[[Zee Physician vs. Zee Monsieur!|Physician Fight Stage 1]]
[[Zee Baker attemptz to parry zee blowz with his mini-baguette!|Baker Parry 3]]\n[[Zee Baker attempts to evade zee next blow and den counterattack!|Baker Counter 3]]\n[[Zee Baker cowers in fear from zee Monsieur'z rapier!|Baker Cower 3]]
Zee Moor blocks zee puny blows of the rapier with hiz scimitar! Zee Moor laughz at zee Monsieur wit each blow, deflecting them az though swatting fliez.\n\nBut zee Moor makez a crucial erroor! He stepz back and losez hiz footing on a root! Zee Moor stumblez, and zee rapier fliez through the air az eet slicez through skin and hair! Zee Moor haz been wounded on hiz shoulder! \n\nAnd zee Moor'z beard iz now six centimeteerz shorter! "Sacrebleu!"<<set $Moor = $Moor - 1>>\n\n<<if $Villain eq 0>>[[The villain has been mortally wounded!|Moor Wins the Duel]]<<else>><<if $Moor eq 0>><<display "Moor Death">><<else>><<display "Moor Attack Stage">><<endif>><<endif>>
[[Zee Bastard tauntz zee... (hic)... Monsieur!|Bastard Taunt 2]]\n[[Zee Bastard drinkz more whizkey and ignorez zee Monsieur!|Bastard Point 2]]
Zee Marquis goez into a defenseeve stance! He wavez hiz sword slowly, dramatically in front of him and movez hiz feet like a danze. But dis iz no danze, dis iz a duel. Zee Marquis lookz silly.\n\n"You dare to fight wit me? I shall cut you down where you stand, villain!" Zee Marquis goadz zee Monsieur.\n\n<<if $Villain eq 0>>[[The villain has been mortally wounded!|Marquis Wins the Duel]]<<else>><<if $Marquis eq 0>><<display "Marquis Death">><<else>><<display "Marquis Defend Stage">><<endif>><<endif>>
Zee Monsieur backz up and looks at zee baguette crushed in zee Baker's hand. He gesturez to zee crowd and a fresh baguette fliez through zee air to land at zee Baker's feet.\n\n"I vill fight you fair or not at all, no?" he sayz to zee Baker as he picks up zee baguette and returnz to zee fight.\n\n[[Zee Baker lungez at zee Monsieur with zee baguette!|Baker Lunge 1]]\n[[Zee Baker whipz hiz baguette against zee Monsieur's rapier!|Baker Attack 1]]\n[[Zee Baker feints to zee right with hiz crispy baguette!|Baker Feint 1]]
Zee Courtesan offendz zee Monsieur in a most unladiee-like fashion! "Tonight, Monsieur, you shall lose to a woman!"\n\nZee Monsieur scoffz at her threat. "Non, cherie. You are a lover, not a fighter."\n\nZee Courtezan laughz. "You are a poor fighter. And if what zee ladieez tell me iz true, you are not much of a lover either!"\n\n<<if $Villain eq 0>>[[The villain has been mortally wounded!|Courtesan Wins the Duel]]<<else>><<if $Courtesan eq 0>><<display "Courtesan Death">><<else>><<display "Courtesan Defend Stage">><<endif>><<endif>>
Zee Courtesan panicz and cowerz from zee attack! Zee rage in zee Monsieur'z eyez terrifiez her. Zee Courtesan liftz her rapier defensively from where she kneelz on zee grass.\n\nZee Monsieur'z blow glancez off of zee rapier! But he flickz zee sword a secoond time and wound zee Courtesan most paintfully across zee arm!<<set $Courtesan = $Courtesan - 1>>\n\n"Oh non!" zee Courtesan criez out as she backz away from zee Monsieur. "Eet better not leave a scar, villain!"\n\n<<if $Villain eq 0>>[[The villain has been mortally wounded!|Courtesan Wins the Duel]]<<else>><<if $Courtesan eq 0>><<display "Courtesan Death">><<else>><<display "Courtesan Attack Stage">><<endif>><<endif>>
Zee Charcuterie cannot fight any longair! He crumblez to zee ground. "I am ready to meat my Makair," zee chef sighz wit hiz last breath!\n\n<<display "Next In Line">>
Zee Baker cowers in fear from zee Monsieur'z rapier, shielding hiz face wit hiz arms and mini-baguette! Eet iz not very effective!\n\n"You do not knead to do dis!" zee Baker shoutz as zee villain's blade swishez through zee air. The rapier drawz blood, staining zee Baker's white chef apron.<<set $Baker = $Baker - 1>>\n\n<<if $Villain eq 0>>[[The villain has been mortally wounded!|Baker Wins the Duel]]<<else>><<if $Baker eq 0>><<display "Baker Death">><<else>><<display "Baker Attack Stage">><<endif>><<endif>>
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Powdered wig falls when he dies, revealing a head sparsely populated by gray hairs.\n\nA large mole on his lip. More makeup dan zee Courtesan!\nStockings and breeches. Blue silk vest handmade in Italee as a gift from zee King himzelf! A dandy with frilly clothes. Training in fencing since a child and thinks he knows it all, but goes down quickly too. Yelps like a puppy when hurt. Has never before lost a duel! How so? Is dis your first?!"\n\n"You dare to fight wit me? I shall cut you down where you stand, villain!"\n\nNever give a sword to a man who cannot danze!\n\nchateau, extravagance
Ah you have chozen zee Courtesan!<<set $Courtesan = 3>>\n\nShe enterz zee clearing in her large gown, her jewelry glinting in zee moonlight. Zee Courtesan holds a rapier in one hand, and a jeweled dagger in her right.\n\n"Tonight you flirt with death, Monsieur!"\n\n[[Zee Courtesan vs. Zee Monsieur!|Courtesan Fight Stage 1]]
Zee combatantz circle zee clearing, staying directly across from each other wit their swordz raised. "You should be aware, villain," zee Marquis beginz. "I 'av never lost a duel of honour!"\n\nZee Monsieur sneers. "How so, Marquis? Iz dis your first?"\n\nZee inzult iz almost too much to bare! Zee mole on zee Marquis'z lip quiverz in undisguized rage!\n\n[[Zee Marquis attackz zee Monsieur wit hiz rapier!|Marquis Attack 1]]\n[[Zee Marquis feintz to zee right and attackz to zee left!|Marquis Feint 1]]
Zee Musketeer evadez zee rapier wit hiz fancy footwork! Zee rapier comez down upon zee Musketeer'z location but it iz too late! Zee Musketeer haz alreadee moved!\n\nZee Monsieur'z rapier fliez through zee air again and again to miss zee offizair as he dancez away from zee sword. In frustration zee Monsieur stickz out hiz fot and tripz zee Musketeer! Oh non! Zee Musketeer fallz and zee rapier slashes hiz arm! Zee offizair iz wounded!<<set $Musketeer = $Musketeer - 1>>\n\n<<if $Villain eq 0>>[[The villain has been mortally wounded!|Musketeer Wins the Duel]]<<else>><<if $Musketeer eq 0>><<display "Musketeer Death">><<else>><<display "Musketeer Attack Stage">><<endif>><<endif>>
Base-born ill bred son of an Englishwoman!\n\nGets wounded by a particularly harsh blow to his ego (taunt)\n\nZee Bastard iz zee Monsieur's brother by another mother? Getting revenge upon hiz brother out of jealouzee!
[[Zee Physician insultz zee Monsieur'z sessual health!|Physician Taunt 2]]\n[[Zee Physicial attemptz to intimidate zee Monsieur!|Physician Point 2]]
Death:\nUn petite morte, again, for zee last time! Adieu!\n\nCorset, dress, madame, brothel, lucury, jewellry, bedded, gown, makeup, scandalouz, graceful, dancing, backstabbing, companion, finances, budget, early retirement, flirting\n\nMaybe fights with a dagger in her alternate hand? jeweled dagger from her benefactor.\n\nThe oldest profession, experienced, pleasing\n"I shall play you like a lute, and make you grovel before me\n"Eet eez only a matter of time before you are on your back again!"\n\n\n\n\n\n
Zee Muskateer attackz zee Monsieur with a thrust and a riposte! "For zee King!"\n\nZee Monsieur deflectz zee first blow and evadez zee second swiftly. Zee Musketeer attemptz to turn to face zee moving villain but, alaz! He iz too late!\n\nZee Monsieur'z blade cutz across zee Musketeer'z back, wounding him deeply!<<set $Musketeer = $Musketeer - 1>> "Only a coward such az yourzelf would strike a man from zee back!" zee officer sayz.\n\n<<if $Villain eq 0>>[[The villain has been mortally wounded!|Musketeer Wins the Duel]]<<else>><<if $Musketeer eq 0>><<display "Musketeer Death">><<else>><<display "Musketeer Neutral Stage">><<endif>><<endif>>
Zee Spaniard speakz in hiz Spanish but no one knowz what he sayz!\n\n"Su madre era un mono! Es obvio, no?" zee Spaniard exclaimz, gesturing at zee Monsieur. "Te pareces a ella!"\n\nZee Monsieur can tell dat zee Spaniard iz inzulting eem, but cannot figure out what he iz saying. "A proper gentleman would speak in a civilized tongue, señor!" zee villain respondz.\n\n<<if $Villain eq 0>>[[The villain has been mortally wounded!|Spaniard Wins the Duel]]<<else>><<if $Spaniard eq 0>><<display "Spaniard Death">><<else>><<display "Spaniard Defend Stage">><<endif>><<endif>>
Zee Jesuit raisez hiz sword defensively against zee next blow! "Do not come to me for abzolution after dis!" zee priest threatenz.\n\nZee Monsieur whipz his rapier againzt zee Jesuit'z weapoon, knocking eet to zee side easily. Wit a second furiouz blow he cutz zee Jesuit deeply across zee chest! Zee Monsieur'z rapier returnz to hiz side stained wit zee Jesuit'z blood! <<set $Jesuit = $Jesuit - 1>>\n\n<<if $Villain eq 0>>[[The villain has been mortally wounded!|Jesuit Wins the Duel]]<<else>><<if $Jesuit eq 0>><<display "Jesuit Death">><<else>><<display "Jesuit Defend Stage">><<endif>><<endif>>
Zee Marquis parriez zee blowz, just like he had read in zee bookz! He keepz hiz right hand behind hiz back and dancez as zee Monsieur strikez eem.\n\nBut zee Marquis iz not prepared for zee force behind zee blowz! Zee gentle nobleman dropz hiz rapier in surprize, and zee Monsieur whipz hiz weapoon through zee air to slice hiz arm.<<set $Marquis = $Marquis - 3>>\n\n<<if $Villain eq 0>>[[The villain has been mortally wounded!|Marquis Wins the Duel]]<<else>><<if $Marquis eq 0>><<display "Marquis Death">><<else>><<display "Marquis Attack Stage">><<endif>><<endif>>
The Jesuit finishes off the villain!\n\nReveal something special about the duel. Or this is the ultimate ending because against all odds you managed to get your Second to survive.\n\n[[Play again!]]
Zee Jesuit parries and prayz to zee Holy Trinity for strength! He raisez hiz left hand holding zee crucifix out against zee Monsieur az if he were an agent of Satan himzelf! "Stay back by zee power of God!" zee Jesuit commandz.\n\nZee Monsieur strikez his blowz, knocking zee crucifix and a pair of fingerz to zee ground. Zee Jesuit yelpz in pain. <<set $Jesuit = $Jesuit - 1>>\n\n<<if $Villain eq 0>>[[The villain has been mortally wounded!|Jesuit Wins the Duel]]<<else>><<if $Jesuit eq 0>><<display "Jesuit Death">><<else>><<display "Jesuit Attack Stage">><<endif>><<endif>>
The Spaniard finishes off the villain!\n\nReveal something special about the duel. Or this is the ultimate ending because against all odds you managed to get your Second to survive.\n\n[[Play again!]]
Zee Marquis insultz zee ungentlemanly Monsieur! "You dare to fight wit me? I shall cut you down where you stand, villain!"\n\nZee Monsieur raisez hiz sword. "You are no fighter, Marquis," he sayz az they circle each other in zee duelling groundz. "You \n\n"Oui, and they say never give a sword to a man who cannot danze, no?"\n\n<<if $Villain eq 0>>[[The villain has been mortally wounded!|Marquis Wins the Duel]]<<else>><<if $Marquis eq 0>><<display "Marquis Death">><<else>><<display "Marquis Defend Stage">><<endif>><<endif>>
Zee Musketeer circlez around zee Monsieur, looking for an oppoortunitee to strike! Hiz feet move expertly as though in a danze. Except dis iz not a danze. Eet iz a duel!\n\nZee villain keepz hiz sword between himzelf and zee Royal offizair. Hiz defensez are up and zee Musketeer cannot find an opening for hiz blade. He feintz to zee right, but zee Monsieur evadez hiz rapier.\n\n<<if $Villain eq 0>>[[The villain has been mortally wounded!|Musketeer Wins the Duel]]<<else>><<if $Musketeer eq 0>><<display "Musketeer Death">><<else>><<display "Musketeer Defend Stage">><<endif>><<endif>>
Zee Physician evadez zee stike by dodging zee Monsieur'z rapier! Zee rapier cutz through zee air to zee Physician'z left, but zee doctor dodged to zee right! How smart iz he?!\n\nOh but zee Monsieur is quick! Hiz weapoon cutz through zee right, and then zee left, and den zee doctor cannot keep up! Zee Monsieur slicez through zee Physician'z coat and spills hiz hemoglobeen on zee ground! <<set $Physician = $Physician - 1>>\n\nZee Physician glancez at hiz wound. "Your effortz vill be in vein, Monsieur. Eet iz your blood dat shall soak dis battlefield, not mine!"\n\n<<if $Villain eq 0>>[[The villain has been mortally wounded!|Physician Wins the Duel]]<<else>><<if $Physician eq 0>><<display "Physician Death">><<else>><<display "Physician Attack Stage">><<endif>><<endif>>
Zee Marquis attackz zee attacker, inventing a new fencing techneeque! Zee Monsieur vill nevair see dis brilliant move coming, and in zee surprize zee Marquis vill strike eem down!\n\nAlaz, eet was not a very good idea. Zee Marquis doez not block zee strike from zee villain as eet slicez through zee air and across hiz skin. Zee Monsieur artfully evadez zee Marquis'z attack.<<set $Marquis = $Marquis - 3>>\n\n<<if $Villain eq 0>>[[The villain has been mortally wounded!|Marquis Wins the Duel]]<<else>><<if $Marquis eq 0>><<display "Marquis Death">><<else>><<display "Marquis Attack Stage">><<endif>><<endif>>